Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Bachelor's friends put a surprise in his luggage on his first flight ever. A surprise dildo is the best kind of dildo.
- McDonald's is testing fresh beef patties. Actual food? What a novel idea.
- Gene Simmons called dead Prince a pussy. I hope his tiny little ghost haunts the shit out of you.
- These are the movies that give all the fucks. Literally all of them, they've all been given.
- Meghan Trainor fell on her ass on the Tonight Show. And surprise, Jimmy Fallon LOVED it!
- Celebrate the weekend with hot chicks and cars.