Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Watch this cat inadvertently take a flight on a glider. Who the hell forgot to run the pre-flight stowaway pet check?
- Could this French teen be the first female player in MLB? I refuse to live in a world where the French are allowed in baseball.
- How to alter your masturbation routine for better sex. For starters, stop doing it on crowded buses.
- When airport security tries to make you throw out your expensive boner wine, you chug the whole bottle. That flight must have been really hard.
- The 101 hottest celebrity Instagram pics this week. Look at how much better their lives are than yours!
- Live Tweeting your period is a thing now. Let's just hope they don't start Periscoping.
- We're here to save you from Monday with a bunch of giant boobs!