Tastes just like veal!
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
All the lovin', none of the backtalk.
I'd rather watch this dick than Tom Cruise in another Mission Impossible movie.
With a body like this, there's no reason you couldn't have a bevy of eager beach babes do that for you.
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Or how to tell if your friend needs an exorcism.
She should go as a New York pizza slice for Halloween.
She's pretty chipper for someone whose legs just fully dislocated.
Gotta stay loose during an 8-hour gaming sesh.
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