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Get It While It's Fresh

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 22, 2015 at 10:00AM

cream

I'll take two scoops, hold the shame.

[via The Chive]

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We're Better Than This, America

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 18, 2015 at 11:00AM

obama cream

It's offensive, and frankly it tastes like it's mostly made of vanilla.

[via Sinn-Frei]

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obama

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First Of All, I Want It In A Cone

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 2, 2014 at 10:00AM

I'm goin' butt finger blast. Sure it's gross, but is it grosser than bubble gum?

[via The Chive]

Chicken Flavored For Her Pleasure

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 13, 2014 at 9:00PM

You can now add your penis to the list of exotic meats that taste like chicken.

[via I Pauk]

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Sex

You've Done It Again, Claire's

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 17, 2014 at 12:00PM

It's a pedophile's best friend.

[via UberHumor]