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First Of All, I Want It In A Cone

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 2, 2014 at 10:00AM

I'm goin' butt finger blast. Sure it's gross, but is it grosser than bubble gum?

[via The Chive]

Chicken Flavored For Her Pleasure

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 13, 2014 at 9:00PM

You can now add your penis to the list of exotic meats that taste like chicken.

[via I Pauk]

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You've Done It Again, Claire's

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 17, 2014 at 12:00PM

It's a pedophile's best friend.

[via UberHumor]

So This Exists

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 10, 2014 at 8:00PM

(*Do not ingest over 8mg per day.) So this is how Billy Ray Cyrus dies, right?

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Maybe Just A Sample

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 8, 2013 at 2:00PM

"Hey Kim, do you still have any of that breast milk hanging around? I have an idea that will make us even more millions." – Kim Kardashian's agent after leaving this gelato shop.

[via The Clearly Dope]