With great power comes a great number singed arm hairs.
The general rule in our family is if you hit your snooze button more than three times, you get lit.
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Just taking a stab in the dark, but was he planning on eating that shoe next?
The stench of singed dumb ass completely ruined the party.
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Actually, when the light's engulfed in flames I think you're supposed to drive on the sidewalk.