When a regular f*ck you just won’t cut it.
[via Distinguished Baloney]
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
Is that my mixtape in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
[via Gfy Cat]
Yeah, I know this happens but I'm still not cleaning out that dumb lint trap.
Aside from throwing oil on it, this seems like the worst way to handle this situation.