Calm down. You only really need one eye anyways.
He's making your lil' avenger seem a bit insecure about himself isn't he?
[via Ebaum's World]
When you light something on fire, it will often catch fire. Please stop being surprised by this.
Boiling people alive is the microwaving pizza of cannibalism.
One last-ditch effort to get rid of that pimple before prom.
[via Acid Cow]