SIXTY-NINE pounds. Yeahhhh. *High five*
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
I start feeling a real strong urge to head to the gym around 3pm.
If your 2016 fitness goals include the ability to orally pleasure yourself, this may be the workout for you.
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