Wait, were you smoking weed in there?
This whole country has gone to hell.
Make your own commercial for the new season, and you could wind up on TV.
They might be young, but they're just as vicious as a woman twice their age.
Never in the history of Web Redemptions has someone been so exactly who we thought they'd be.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
You've probably been told that there's someone for everyone after one of your numerous breakups. And you've probably been like, umm, go fuck yourself. But I have scientific evidence that it's true. All of these horrible cakes were agreed upon by a couple – to be shown in front of everyone they know.
Click through for all the proof of true love you need.
I was really excited about trying Mermaid until I made eye contact with her.