4 out of 5 dentists agree; this is fucking gross.
It’s like a smelly, wet, and painful version of a cash grab booth.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
He barely got to say, "See? They're more afraid of us than we are of them," before it ripped his arm clean off.
“Great, the germ factory just licked me so now I’m definitely going to be sick.”
[via The Chive]