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Scaredy Dog

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 16, 2015 at 5:00PM

I wonder how much his owner is going to have to pay for dog therapy.

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Guess The Water Is Cold Today

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 9, 2015 at 5:00PM

penis fish

Prince Eric is lucky Ariel didn't meet this fish first.

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Sushi Is So Refined

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 9, 2015 at 1:00PM

SushiEater

"Ma'am, we're going to have to ask you to take smaller bites. All the mothers are complaining."

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He's Just Fishing For Compliments

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 6, 2015 at 2:00PM

emo-fish

He should probably SCALE it back, I can SEA that it's a wig and he looks totally GILLty. Alright, I'm FINished.

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What Happens Under The Sea…

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 2, 2015 at 12:00PM

alcohol bad

I just realized I have no idea how many fish I might have fucked in college.

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