When I come from behind I usually finish first too.
You definitely want to get your kid involved in a very public jizz joke before he's a week old.
[via The Chive]
I know what you're thinking but no, there wasn't a single baby born before lunchtime.
[via No Way Girl]
Every week we'll give you the gift of an internet classic, from the dark days pre-Tosh.0 blog.
Girls, watch out for the yawn move. Women, watch out for the push-her-head-down-while-you're-making-out-so-she'll-give-you-a-blowjob move.