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Tough Mudder 2016

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 26, 2015 at 12:00PM

When I come from behind I usually finish first too.

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From Around the Web

First To The Finish Line

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 10, 2014 at 10:00AM

You definitely want to get your kid involved in a very public jizz joke before he's a week old.

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In 'First Birth Of 2014' News…

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 6, 2014 at 10:00AM

I know what you're thinking but no, there wasn't a single baby born before lunchtime.

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Throwback Thursday

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 14, 2013 at 6:00PM

Every week we'll give you the gift of an internet classic, from the dark days pre-Tosh.0 blog.

Girls, watch out for the yawn move. Women, watch out for the push-her-head-down-while-you're-making-out-so-she'll-give-you-a-blowjob move.

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Fan Favorites: First! Video

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 7, 2012 at 6:00PM

Okay, Colton. I will. But only because you and I share an interest in recreational sports.

And Thomas.. patience is a virtue.

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!

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