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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 23, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

From Around the Web

10 Dildos That Demand To Be Seen

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 17, 2015 at 3:00PM

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By the hammer of Thor, these dildos are ridiculous! But I guess they are called sex "toys" so why not have some fun with them? Although if you're super into being screwed by a cob of corn then I just don't think we can be friends.

Check out this very small assortment of the weird crap people put inside themselves for pleasure. Show full post

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Tough Mudder 2016

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 26, 2015 at 12:00PM

When I come from behind I usually finish first too.

[via Imgur]

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First To The Finish Line

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 10, 2014 at 10:00AM

You definitely want to get your kid involved in a very public jizz joke before he's a week old.

[via The Chive]

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In 'First Birth Of 2014' News…

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 6, 2014 at 10:00AM

I know what you're thinking but no, there wasn't a single baby born before lunchtime.

[via No Way Girl]

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