Saw the Trump campaign come through town today.
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Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
The stench of singed dumb ass completely ruined the party.
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Actually, when the light's engulfed in flames I think you're supposed to drive on the sidewalk.
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