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Bring The Heat

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 5, 2016 at 8:00PM

All the soothing anal cream in the world can’t help you now.

[via Gyf Cat]

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anal

anal cream

butthole

dangerous

fire

food

hot

indian

indian food

ouch

spicy

street food

wtf

From Around the Web

Firebird

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 1, 2016 at 9:00PM

firebird

When a regular f*ck you just won’t cut it.

[via Distinguished Baloney]

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bird

burn

dangerous

finger

fire

firebird

flame

flipping the bird

fuck you

ouch

wtf

Tough Break, Dana

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 30, 2016 at 3:00PM

Anyone know where we can get a card that says, "Get well soon, sorry about the murder-fire"?

[via Vine]

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anchor

birthday

call out

dana

exaggerate

excuse

fire

murder

news

off

phrasing

sick

work

Pube Roast

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 23, 2016 at 9:00PM

Is that my mixtape in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

[via Gfy Cat]

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accident

burned

crotch

dancing

fire

fire crotch

flame

genitals

on fire

pubes

stage

vagina

wtf

Lil' Chariots Of Fire

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 23, 2016 at 5:00PM

MiniHorseRace

Meet Weebiscuit, Little Brown, Aminican Pharaoh, and Secretinyat.

[via LOL Snaps]

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chariot

fire

horse

mini

miniature

pony

race

shetland

small

track