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Can Anyone Find This Guy A Wife?

Posted by: Carly Hallam | December 10, 2010 at 1:00PM

Lonely Paul in Elgin, Illinois is so desperate to find love, he's dedicated an entire blog to it.

Can Anyone Find Me A Wife? is a sad compilation of the 38 reasons Paul claims women should love him. "Furriness" and a guarantee that "you'll be the smart one" are among the list.

Sure, it's a joke. But come on, he's clearly an actual single man. So let's find him a wife because he's offering 5% of his future income to the lucky gal!

You guys know desperate ladies, right? Because I certainly didn't already send him all my info and set up a date for next week or anything.

[via Dumb as a Blog]