• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

Tosh.0 Blog

G.I. Junk

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 29, 2016 at 11:00AM

ActionFigure

Talk about dolls setting unrealistic body standards, that thing's like a third thigh.

[via Browsa]

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From Around the Web

Tryna Get A Nut

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 31, 2016 at 10:00AM

squirrel

This squirrel is into older men. Wayyy older men.

[via Telegraph]

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Tattoo Of The Week

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 10, 2016 at 5:00PM

GotYaTattoo

It's time to play 'Unconscionable Symbol of Hate or Whimsical Stick Figure?'

Click here to check out more infamous ink.

[via Pleated Jeans]

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Senior Skate

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 19, 2016 at 3:00PM

OldFigureSkater

His hip snapped in three places, but it was worth the momentary glory.

[via Imgur]

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By The Power Of Compton

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 12, 2016 at 8:00PM

eazyhe

“Cruisin’ down the street on my Battle Cat,” just doesn’t have the same flow.

[via Distinguished Baloney]