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Opportunity Knocks

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 27, 2016 at 9:00PM

If you've pissed this guy off enough to throw away a bag of perfectly good french fries, then you better apologize immediately or run.

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Bring It On!

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 13, 2016 at 5:00PM

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Food tastes better when you give it a fighting chance to decapitate you.

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Jungle Justice

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 12, 2016 at 1:00PM

Don't think you can publicly badmouth bananas and get away with it.

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You Gonna Learn Today

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 10, 2016 at 8:00PM

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It’s amazing how fast you learn Algebra when being threatened with a left hook.

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Why Is There A Dead Spot In The Lawn?

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 30, 2016 at 10:00AM

Sometimes you get high and discover a completely useless skill that keeps you busy for hours.

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