Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Don't always believe what you see in the chat window. Not sure why he was excited for what he thought was a vagina that looked like a tarantula's mouth.
- Arterial tapping is a bloody new sex fetish. If the bedroom doesn't look like a murder scene, I can't get it up.
- Florida couple smuggles $300 worth of meat out of store in woman's pants. The man said he would have helped, but he was "already smuggling too much meat in his pants." Then he giggled a lot.
- The Washington Capitals secret to winning might be kissing each other. It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Ovechkin!
- Interactive book's plot takes place in the exact location of its reader. Good luck structuring an entire story around the toilet.
- Why not spend your weekend with these girls? Just kidding, totally not an option, ya schlubs.
- Watch Snoop Dogg drop deez nuts on the paparazzi. The setup was flawed, but kudos for sticking with it, Snoop.
- This hot doctor is famous for popping zits. Someone should tell her she could have just gotten famous for being hot.