Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Flying chainsaw drone is a real thing. It's probably best to just stay inside from now on.
- Did you miss the Japanese penis festival this weekend? Don't fret, this clip has all the info you'll need.
- Justin Bieber says his new dreads don't mean he wants to be black. He just wants to continue being an asshole.
- 5 sex positions that are likely to break your penis. Eh, give them a whirl. You weren't using it that much anyway.
- McDonald's Japan debuts Giga Big Mac. Hey! Being shamelessly obese is our thing!
- Mondays are and always will be anti-bra.