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Decaf Debauchery

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 5, 2015 at 10:00AM

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She thinks you have a Venti, so she's going to be pretty disappointed with your Grande.

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Oral For Dummies

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 20, 2013 at 11:00AM

CPR stands for Climaxing Plastic Replica, right?

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I'm Totally On Board With This Idea

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 10, 2013 at 2:00PM

Question: Is a chocolate sprinkled donut okay to use?

Follow-up question: What if I skipped the penis and just had a donut?

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Science Fair Winner

Posted by: Carly Hallam | November 29, 2011 at 12:00PM

Also, do not use that much teeth.

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