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Puss N' Boots

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | May 13, 2015 at 11:00PM

vaginashoes

My condolences to all feet suffering from yeast infections.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Kinky Kardinal

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 17, 2015 at 12:00PM

Cardinal Vincent Nichols Attends The Mass Of The Lord's Supper

Huh, that looks like a size 11 foot. I thought church officials only kissed things that were 10 and under.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Mike Heck.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[Carl Court/Staff/Getty Images]

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Kinky Kardinal

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 13, 2015 at 4:00PM

Cardinal Vincent Nichols Attends The Mass Of The Lord's Supper

Podophilia: The church's OTHER philia.

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Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

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Dick Move, Ya Cock

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 31, 2015 at 6:00PM

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That's the kind of arrogance that comes with getting to bang every hen in the coop.

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Fuzzy Phallic Footwear

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 26, 2015 at 3:00PM

DickSlippers

The softest slippers are made from the severed penises of Dr. Seuss characters.

[via Fuck Yeah Weird Porn]

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