Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- This 1991 Sizzler promo may be the greatest thing you'll ever see. And if you don't like Sizzler, get the hell out of America, ya' commie!
- That Dennis Quaid thing was fake. And we totally knew it because we're extreemly intelijent.
- Aaron Hernandez found guilty of murder, sentenced to life in prison. Not to mention the 4-game suspension from the NFL.
- Enjoy these Reddit celebrity sex stories. John Mayer wants to convert your body from a Wonderland into a shame factory.
- This man keeps a giant pet leech and lets it feed on his arm. I still trust him more than anyone who owns a ferret.
- We've hit the mid-week mark, you deserve some butts!
- Snoop Dogg invested in a marijuana delivery service. How they didn't call this "Rolling Buds" I will never know.
- Which college majors are most likely to get you laid? Turns out playing Super Smash Bros. for 8 hours a day isn't on there.