Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- How fast can you unhook a bra? If you're older than 16 and need to use two hands you better take your ass home and practice.
- These are the best bets you can place on the Presidential debate. A thousand bucks says Trump answers a question about Syrian refugees by attacking Bill Clinton's wiener.
- These are America's favorite Halloween candies by state. Every state that picked candy corn should be forced to secede.
- 10,000 endangered scrotum frogs found dead at Lake Titicaca. Like I'm going to come up with a joke better than that sentence…
- Leo DiCaprio is funding a Captain Planet movie. I always knew the kid from Gilbert Grape would save the Earth.
- Hump Day brings butts to the table.