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Hold This

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | November 10, 2016 at 11:00PM

I hate to say it but, your daughter literally gave you crabs.

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From Around the Web

Penal Papa

Posted by: Rachel Callman | November 3, 2016 at 2:00PM

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With these genes, they should just put a little lock on his play pen now.

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MerDad

Posted by: Rachel Callman | October 12, 2016 at 2:00PM

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He's not fin-ished until he sings Under The Sea and combs his hair with a fork.

[via TC Mag]

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Not Your Average Dad Joke

Posted by: Rachel Callman | October 6, 2016 at 10:00AM

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If you would've stopped at the lap dance, you wouldn't have anyone to match shirts with.

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Dad Jokes

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 27, 2016 at 10:00AM

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Hopefully he doesn't have too much "father" to go.

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