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Baby Face

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 20, 2014 at 8:00PM

It’s all worth it if he grows a patch of facial hair to make it look like the child has a mustache.

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This Could Get Interesting

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 6, 2014 at 8:00PM

Maybe he will find the Lord AND that two months of child support he owes you.

[via No Way Girl]

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Please Tell Me This Isn't The Circumcision

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 20, 2014 at 1:00PM

"Not from like sickness or heartache or anything like that. But I will straight up cut a bully's head off."

[via Uber Humor]

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Father & Son: Best Buds

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 14, 2014 at 3:00PM

Soon you'll be explaining why he smells more and is growing little red hairs all over. They grow up so fast!

[via Funny Junk]

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A Proud Father

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 7, 2014 at 8:00PM

So jealous that he can wear Baby Jordans on his penis.

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