Oh come on man, he was JUST about to take off.
I get to bang your robot daughter and see your place in Malibu? I'm already there.
[via Daily Garlic]
My dad publicly dancing to Nelly’s ‘Hot in Herre’ while wearing socks and sandals doesn’t seem nearly as embarrassing now.
[via The Chive]
Those dance moves really make me wonder what else your dad gets up to behind your back.