Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Watch this nervous trumpet player ruin a wedding. Here's comes the bride, and she's fucking pissed…
- Jared Fogle sentenced to 15 years, blames Subway diet for his pedophilia. You know how that Italian BMT just makes you drive past playgrounds over and over?
- This guy's dad fell asleep, so he made him internet famous. Passed out fathers are the worst at video games.
- NYC college says consensual threesomes are against their rules. So you have rules against being awesome?
- Watch this would-be ATM mugger get the shit kicked out of him. He just had a maximum withdrawal taken out of his ass.
- This new case turns your phone into a vibrator. And I'm sure no one will question why your phone case looks a lot like a small dildo.
- Enjoy some hot girls in yoga pants, they're good for you.