I bet his dad is a real gem.
[via TC Mag]
That's what happens when you dip all your bamboo chutes in Hidden Valley ranch.
I'm not going to bother writing a joke when we all know you're far too mesmerized to care.
[via LOL Hehehe]
These signs are all over the Moscow neighborhood known as "Americatown."
"Damn I'm sexy. Now be a good boy and fetch mommy's EpiPen before her throat closes."