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Challenge Accepted, Big Boy

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 27, 2015 at 2:00PM

kidnap

Is this the new way of saying "big boned?"

[via Bro My God]

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huge

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Soak Up The Day

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 25, 2015 at 1:00PM

NakedUmbrellaLady

"You know what else protects your skin from harmful UV rays, ma'am? Literally any clothing."

[via Kaotic]

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Manchild-Like Innocence

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 6, 2015 at 6:00PM

If you want to relive your childhood, start with a game of Mouse Trap or something else that won't strip you of your dignity.

[via Catsmob]

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10 Terrible Album Covers

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 16, 2015 at 3:00PM

DickBlack

Because all you scumbags are illegally pirating your music these days (something that I am morally opposed to and would NEVER do), the album cover has largely become a thing of the past. Sure, they still technically exist, but mostly just as thumbnails on your Pandorify or whatever it's called. So in this digital age, how the hell is an artist like Dick Black supposed to offer up a taste of himself?

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Iron Paunch

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 14, 2015 at 5:00PM

FatIronMan

He's taken on more of a leadership role since Captain Middle-America lost a foot to diabetes.

[via Izismile]