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Subman Has It All

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 25, 2014 at 10:00PM

He has a nice smile, ripped abs and a penis is that is at least $15 long.

[via Bro My God]

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They’re Synonymous

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 22, 2014 at 9:00PM

It’s the only fitness area that doesn’t look down on you for hydrating with nacho cheese.

[via Izismile]

Bring It On, McDonald's

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 1, 2014 at 5:00PM

It's the girth-iest milkshake you've ever sucked down!

[via Browsa]

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That Sweet Tea Runs Right Through Ya

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 21, 2014 at 4:00PM

“I got your golden arches right here.” – Something that was probably mumbled by this guy.

[via Imgur]

Taco Bell Spits Truth

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 2, 2014 at 10:00AM

Now serving grilled stuffed burritos and harsh doses of reality.

[via The Chive]

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