"But I don't wanna take a crap as big as my head."
[via Cat's Mob]
Until there are charges filed on Jared, RG3 is still the most embarrassing Subway spokesperson.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
I once played for “Team No Undies” until I was forced to retire due to an unfortunate zipper incident.
Gurrrrl you better make sure he’s doing this because he loves you and not because he loves the free Beef ’n Cheddars.