You can't outrun us. Resistance is futile…
Welp, I’m going to spend the rest of my day photoshopping in tiny protest signs for these chickens to hold.
[via The Chive]
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
Maybe some people are into smelling like the bottom of a McDonald’s trash can.
[via No Way Girl]
Fast food dining room fights are usually just diversions so their friends can escape from their job.