• Caption Challenge

    We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.

  • #TBT

    And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.

Tosh.0 Blog

The McPoop Is Back

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 7, 2015 at 10:00AM


Out of all those billion served, half of them were just there to poop.

[via Rad Ass]

From Around the Web

A Wendy’s Guarantee

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 4, 2015 at 9:00PM


Wait. Dale, the local weed dealer just told me that he had the best shit in town. What gives?

[via Rad Ass]

Tasty Load

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 1, 2015 at 9:00PM


I’m glad they didn’t go with Donkey on this one.

[via The Chive]

TAINTed Tacos

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 22, 2015 at 9:00PM


“Think Outside The Bun” is actually just a reminder to all employees to not dig in their ass while on the clock.

[via Izismile]

Flame-Broiled Heads Up

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 15, 2015 at 5:00PM


Isn't that assumed? You might as well warn me there are "Burgers Inside."

[via iFunny]