He's coming for the cover of Nerds Illustrated.
Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
I know lizards can't talk but I still like to think it was saying, "Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck ow fuck fuck fuck…"
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