Googled “dat shit,” you guys. Its cray.
[via Distinguished Baloney]
Three easy ways to spot a deranged psychopath:
1. They chew with their mouth open.
2. They are chasing you with a killing device.
3. They casually wear raw meat.
Took an hour to get on the bee onesie and, of course, now he has to pee.
Gonna be a humbling day when she forgets her purse and has to use a shoe to buy a McDonald’s extra value meal.