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Hipster's Third Reich

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 21, 2014 at 3:00PM

In 10 years, when we're all dressing like genocidal maniacs, he'll happily point out that he did it before it was cool.

Also, how the hell is he not wearing this shirt?

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Her Boob Runneth Over

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 20, 2014 at 2:00PM

Those breasts have been taken hostage. Send in a negotiator.

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Ugh, Horizontal Stripes

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 19, 2014 at 4:00PM

You know, that’s handy advice for all sizes of dicks.

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Sweet One-Piece

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 17, 2014 at 10:00PM

Yes I think it’s awkward that dad made us call him tiger shark all week.

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The Mythical Dildocorn

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 13, 2014 at 10:00PM

PUBLISHED by catsmob.com

True motivation lies in the moment you’re about to be passed by a man wearing a dildo on his head.

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