• Caption Challenge

    Small Fry
    Small Fry

    Squirrels are well-known for their bushy tails and their emotional eating.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Oh, urine for the ride of your life with this one.

  • #TBT

    Be careful what you wish for. It might be loud and kinda bossy.

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If You Insist

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 5, 2016 at 9:00PM

googledat

Googled “dat shit,” you guys. Its cray.

[via Distinguished Baloney]

From Around the Web

Tips Meat Fedora

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 2, 2016 at 9:00PM

meatfedora

Three easy ways to spot a deranged psychopath:

1. They chew with their mouth open.

2. They are chasing you with a killing device.

3. They casually wear raw meat.

[via Idiod]

So Cozy

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 19, 2016 at 8:00PM

beeonesie

Took an hour to get on the bee onesie and, of course, now he has to pee.

[via Izismile]

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Just So You Know

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 16, 2016 at 10:00AM

firstdate

That’s cute, he dressed as his Tinder profile.

[via Acid Cow]

Dolla Dolla Shoe Y’all

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 15, 2016 at 9:00PM

dollashoe

Gonna be a humbling day when she forgets her purse and has to use a shoe to buy a McDonald’s extra value meal.

[via Imgur]