We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
It's nice when hard work and hustle is rewarded with courtside molestation.
[via Acid Cow]
Don't worry kitty, we can't figure out what this fetish is either.
If this were anyone else's tongue offering to be my Minion, I'd be into it.
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