If you want to look tough, maybe give up the pastels and headbands.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
We're gonna need a bigger bed.
If you have a discerning palette, do the opposite of everything he suggests.
Check out others that deserve fame.
Why are you wasting your musical talents repelling chicks?
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
This is what counts as entertainment outside of America.
You kind of outted yourself by not knowing his name is Daniel, not actually Tosh.0.
Well, this is a weird seduction technique. But it's working.
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