Our forefathers were straight up nasty.
We appreciate a woman who knows what she wants. And that can make a rhyme that taunts.
October 6th is all about the ladies
Weirdos always hunt in packs.
All cats despise live music. And joy of any kind.
Check out these other animals and people who deserve fame.
"Now that's what I call fast food." – that Rottweiler
It's not really fair because he's not old enough to fear death.
Even that baby is smart enough to know he shouldn't be using scissors for this.
The birds in my neighborhood only sing T. Swift.
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