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You Know What? I'll Pass.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 12, 2014 at 12:00PM

If she had an iPhone 6, maybe.

[via UberHumor]

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Your Boobs Look So… Heavy

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 17, 2014 at 4:00PM

The look on the middle girl's face says, "I've made a terrible mistake."

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Savory Sound Quality

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 6, 2014 at 6:00PM

As a practicing physician, Dr. Dre recommends using meats only in moderation.

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Anyone Have An EpiPen?

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 16, 2014 at 3:00PM

It's really sweet of Carol not to let her shellfish reaction interrupt the conversation.

[via Acid Cow]

Surprise!

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 16, 2014 at 11:00AM

It's not a parade until a lady sprays your family with her puppet penis.

[via Gif YouTube]

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