• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

Tosh.0 Blog

Toothy Trout

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 12, 2016 at 5:00PM

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Way to really kick a fish when he's down, man.

[via Radass]

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From Around the Web

Instagram Vs. Real Life

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 12, 2016 at 12:00PM

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I personally think that man's butt crack is much more photogenic than a pod of dumb dolphins.

[via MSNBC]

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ATMaybe

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 8, 2016 at 12:00PM

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Make that cash last because I'm pretty sure you're not getting your debit card back.

[via B for Bel]

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10 Crimes That Obviously Happened in Florida

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 26, 2016 at 3:00PM

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This week I got into an actual argument with my Floridian parents over whether Florida is the weirdest state in the country. So today I decided to put a little exclamation point on the end of my argument with the power of the internet.

Here is some of the dumb shit that could only happen there. Read 'em and weep, Pops!

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 17, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

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what you're missing