Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- This guy ripped a fart in court and the judge was not happy. Just call it an anal objection.
- Scientists discover mutant sharks living in a volcano lair at the bottom of the Pacific. Authorities are 90% sure it's the work of Dr. Evil.
- What are the hiccups and how can you get rid of them? Change your sinful ways and the Lord will heal all!
- Enjoy some bikini fails. Because we can't only acknowledge bikini successes.
- 50 Cent files for bankruptcy. You can still find him in da club, but now he's the men's room attendant.
- Florida man arrested for asking police to tickle him. That cannot be a convenient fetish to live with.
- Cure the Monday blues with some Monday boobs.