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Mark Your Calendars

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 3, 2014 at 12:00PM

There'll be a great sale on fireworks by then.

[via Twitter]

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 2, 2014 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

[video via Tastefully Offensive]

Mmm, Makes My Lips Sting

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 2, 2014 at 11:00AM

Definitely wear a condom if you're going to fuck that bowl of rice.

[via Izismile]

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fail

food

gross

herpes

rice

rice with herpes

My Dinner Rolls Aren't Feeling Well

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 1, 2014 at 10:00AM

Same thing happens when I stuff myself with cheese.

[via Imgur]

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barf

bread

cheese

dinner rolls

fail

gross

rolls

vomit

wtf

Terrible Wave Selection

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 27, 2014 at 10:00PM

She was prepared for the groping just not their severe lack of upper body strength.

[via BP Quex]

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concert

crowd surfing

fail

fall

grope

handsy

10 Guys Hopelessly Trapped In The Friend Zone

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 27, 2014 at 3:00PM

Sorry fellas, we know you've probably already taken enough crap from your friends, but you only have yourselves to blame. Our only hope is that shining a light on your inexcusable behavior will shame you into finally putting a stop to it.

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