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Sir? Voldemort Lives On Your Head.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 13, 2014 at 10:00AM

He actually hates when you call him Voldemort. His name is Anthony.

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He Isn't Wrong

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 10, 2014 at 10:00AM

Serves you right for teaching such advanced shit to seven year olds.

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Throwback Thursday

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 9, 2014 at 6:00PM

I don't think this is what the career-fair people meant when they said, "Reach for the sky."

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 9, 2014 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

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Cool Ebola Tattoo

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 9, 2014 at 4:00PM

It's ironic because he has AIDS.

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Snoozin' For A Bruisin'

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 9, 2014 at 2:00PM

That's what you get for not DJing. The passenger seat has duties, man.

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