Gryffindor is not going to be happy with this attitude.
[via Acid Cow]
"Girl, you're so hot you are literally melting the pavement!"
If it drops on your side it's the other team's point plus your legs get blown off.
Two inches lower and he would have a really dumb eye patch story to tell for the rest of his life.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web: