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His Least Favorite Poem

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 5, 2014 at 4:00PM

Roses are red, violets are blue, he's changing his number, and moving real soon!

[via No Way Girl]

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fail

love

parent

parenting

poem

pregnancy

Pregnant

test

They Had Some Extra Inventory

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 5, 2014 at 10:00AM

Care for a puppy wanton, perhaps some beta fish tempura?

[via Izismile]

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dog

eat

fail

LOL

oops

pet depot

pho

sign

I See Why They're Endangered

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 4, 2014 at 2:00PM

Nothing like a game of spin-around-grab-a-chicken-run-through-a-fire.

[via Barstool]

Comin' In Hot

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 4, 2014 at 12:00PM

You never know where the Back to the Future car will show up.

[via The Chive]

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car

close call

danger

fail

snow

speed

weather

wtf

Summer, Summer, Summertime

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 4, 2014 at 11:00AM

I think I speak for everyone when I say at least he's getting some fruit in his diet.

[via Izismile]

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asleep

beach

fail

sleep

summer

watermelon

When Will They Ever Learn?

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 3, 2014 at 9:00PM


When has 20 full size adults on an old wooden boat dock ever worked out?

According to the Internet, never.

[via Hyper Vocal]

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boat

disaster

dock

fail

lake

pond

wedding

wedding party

whoops