Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Cory Johnson poops five times a day. Wow.
- This chick runs in dicks. Yes, I said that right.
- A bike race fight, simple as that.
- "Ms. Carter" is a new diss track by Jay Z's alleged mistress. It's actually Mrs. Carter, you fucking moron.
- Chris Pratt doing Forgot About Dre over the actual track. Spot on.
- This girl is permanently dizzy after a ride. Nope.
- Hitler Cat really might be Hitler reincarnated.
- 23 stupid inventions that are awesome. I want them all.
- Hump Day! We did it, guys.
- And 57 online dating fails that will make you feel better about yourself.
[video via Barstool]