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Everything About This Is Wrong

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 4, 2015 at 2:00PM

bad pants day

"My pants? They're on right. This is my vagina."

[via Izismile]

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Can I Get A Spot?

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 3, 2015 at 11:00AM

Please remember to wipe your blood and teeth off the mat before leaving the squat station.

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face

fail

fall

gym

ouch

spotter

squat

weightlifting

weights

He's Very Resourceful

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 3, 2015 at 10:00AM

locked out

When you get locked out, you have two choices: cry like a little bitch, or order a pizza and burrito yourself in the welcome mat.

[ via Echtlustig]

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asleep

drunk

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floor

food

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sleep

Brow Down, Bitches

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 30, 2015 at 4:00PM

brows main

Is she making a fashion statement or is this another Marvel movie?

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Sales Make People Crazy

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 29, 2015 at 8:00PM

It shouldn’t be overlooked that the window cleaner person does spectacular work.

[via Reddit]

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accident

crash

door

fail

glass

ouch

retail

sale

store

window

…In What? Whisper It To Me.

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 28, 2015 at 2:00PM

fuck me in

Finally a version of 50 Shades of Grey for toddlers.

[via The Chive]