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Yep

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 7, 2015 at 4:00PM

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Matthew's New Year's resolution is to keep up the good work.

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The DMV Hates You Too

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 7, 2015 at 11:00AM

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This part of town smells terrible but everyone seems really happy all the time.

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Damn, Gram

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 6, 2015 at 4:00PM

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Guys, it's fine. It's for her (whole town's) glaucoma.

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Chicks Before Dicks

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 6, 2015 at 2:00PM

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If this dildo doesn't get below 32 degrees I'm going to be pissed.

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Bring Me Every Magazine You Have

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 6, 2015 at 10:00AM

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Thanks Walgreens, but I only need 30 minutes max.

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The Year's Most Popular Post!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 30, 2014 at 6:00PM

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Here we are, lookin' at the top dog.

I'm happy to say the year's most popular blog post is just plain silly, which is the exact humor I enjoy the most. We crunched the numbers and the winner is Just Play It Off. I'm sure this girl is thrilled about it. But hey, at least she's a smoke show.

We want to thank you for always keeping up with our blog, whether it's in class or on the toilet. We love making you laugh, and we love it even more when you shit on us in the comments section. It's a beautiful relationship.