Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- This little kid covered Trap Queen. And the production quality alone will make you rethink your life.
- Are these the most hood animals in the jungle? They certainly don't care what your bitchass thinks.
- Chipotle is being sued over a bad case of the runs. Everybody slowly put your lunch in the trash.
- Facebook is adding a "dislike" button. Shit's about to get real on all of those selfies.
- Pepa of Salt and Pepa took a nasty spill at her last concert. Just throw her over your left shoulder and everything will be fine.
- Kylie Jenner's bodyguards pushed Jessica Alba. I can only make sense of this by thinking they must have wanted to touch an adult woman for once.
- Strapboob is here. Get a better look at the shape of the boobs you love!