Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- She's really good at tennis. Although I'm worried she may knock herself out with those things.
- One college professor says Trump has a 97% chance of winning the Presidency. So we're 97% totally fucked.
- Woman claims kissing the Stanley Cup got her pregnant. Although she did kiss it with her vagina, and it was covered with sperm at the time.
- Facebook's reaction buttons are here. Which button means "Facebook makes me sad and I hate everyone"?
- If you enjoy Girl Scout cookies, I hope you enjoy Hell. Have you had a Samoa? Worth it.
- David Schwimmer says "Juice" a whole lot. I'm too distracted by his Nick Fury hair to even notice.
- Thursday means boobies!