Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
They had a bowl on standby incase someone had diarrhea.
[via Distinguished Baloney]
The next logical milestone would be taking a dump at her boyfriend’s apartment.
Relax, kid, Obama isn't going to take away your airsoft guns.