Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Insane dance skills. Suddenly I feel uncoordinated.
- A really bad Jeopardy story. YAWN, dude. Yawn.
- A tiny bulldog trying to howl. C'mon it's adorable.
- Zach Galifianakis is very skinny now and it's alarming.
- 26 pet costumes for Halloween. Don't dress up your pet.
- Hockey trick shots. Puck yeah! (Too cheesy? Okay, noted.)
- 13 things garbage men have found in the trash. Nope.
- Hot girls' selfies. Bitches love selfies.
- Everybody should be texting Ethan. I'm going to but I have to wait for him to wake up.
- And a 114-year-old woman had to lie on Facebook about her age. I'd Poke her.
[video via UberHumor]