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Booty Betrayal

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 1, 2016 at 9:00PM

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And this true American hero didn’t even dial 911 until he made sure his girl was satisfied.

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The Choice Is Yours

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 31, 2016 at 3:00PM

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To be honest, the country would probably be better off in the hands of an inanimate goo-filled gourd.

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Chillin' At The Pad

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 31, 2016 at 1:00PM

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How many times do entitled white dudes need to be told greenface is not okay?

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Let Me Know When You're About To…

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 26, 2016 at 1:00PM

Sorry.

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Lumpy Ride

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 12, 2016 at 3:00PM

Ideally, you want to make it more than 8 feet before putting a face-crater in the pavement.

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