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What A Bunch Of Dicks

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 27, 2015 at 1:00PM

DickSuit

He's like a big, veiny Koosh ball. It's hauntingly beautiful…

[via Fuck Yeah Weird Porn]

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Damn You, Super Sperm

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 15, 2015 at 3:00PM

ExcitedDad

You'd have PTSD too if you just saw four people fall out of your wife.

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10 Incredible Infomercial Gifs

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 9, 2015 at 3:00PM

Life is hard. Buying stuff makes life easier. And lucky for us, infomercials are here to tell us exactly what we need to buy to fix our shit lives.

Some say these late night TV staples are nothing more snake oil sales pitches that prey on the stupidity of the majority of our population, others say they are the last true American art form. Either way, I'm just glad there are people out there willing to help me solve the veritable Rubik's cube that is the modern bath towel.

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Snowblind

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 6, 2015 at 3:00PM

There's no money shot worse than a surprise, frozen money shot.

[via Daily Garlic]

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Face Rapunzel

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 5, 2015 at 1:00PM

Don't worry guys, he donated it all to Locks of Love.

[via YouTube]

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