• Caption Challenge

    We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.

  • #TBT

    And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.

Tosh.0 Blog

Now THAT'S a Yearbook Quote

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 17, 2012 at 11:00AM

Hey, it's not my fault your marching band makes you wear glitter.

[Via Imgur]

From Around the Web

Your Local Pizza Place Is Trying to Tell You Something

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 22, 2011 at 1:00PM

Repeat business: Not as fun as telling all your customers to go fuck themselves.

[via Reddit]



f you


middle finger


pizza box

Arnold Inspired Twitter Game

Posted by: Chris Lesinski | October 28, 2009 at 3:00PM

"F- You" -Mr. Universe

Via Comedy Central's Indecision blog, I was alerted of this recent news story: Turns out California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger hid a secret message in a veto letter to lawmakers (as can be clearly seen above).

I haven't seen an acrostic poem since 4th grade!

This got me thinking: Arnold has shown a sense of humor on Twitter, and now he fancies himself a cryptographer, so why not combine these two virtues into a Twitter game? Hide dickish messages (with caps) in your apparently friendly Tweets!

Here's my first example:

very Fond of this bUrrito I’m Consuming. kicKs butt. but Yesterday’s pastrami was even more OUtstanding. #FUarnold

You're usually confined to just 140 characters. By adding a secret message, you get additional characters! It's double-messaging!

Send these passive-aggressive encoded tweets to your friends and co-workers, just be sure to tag them with #FUarnold so we know what the heck you're talking about.

Or if you need unlimited characters, leave a comment below.