• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

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Classy Crapper

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 15, 2016 at 10:00AM

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Really embrace that public diarrhea, folks.

[via Reddit]

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I’ve Seen Things Man…

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 31, 2016 at 10:00PM

“I’m not sure what that is but I must destroy it, before it destroys me.”

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Man’s Best Friends

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 6, 2015 at 10:00PM

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That expression is universal when boobs are put in front of your face.

[via The Chive]

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Damn You, Super Sperm

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 15, 2015 at 3:00PM

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You'd have PTSD too if you just saw four people fall out of your wife.

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What Body Part Am I Even Looking At?

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 8, 2015 at 2:00PM

wolf tat

If this wolf's expression is any indication, I don't even want to know.

[via Heavy]