For an extra $50, she'll lace it with Lyme Disease.
[via Katherine Day]
Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
Huh, that looks like a size 11 foot. I thought church officials only kissed things that were 10 and under.
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