• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

Tosh.0 Blog

Birthdays Suck

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 26, 2016 at 10:00AM

ck

For an extra $50, she'll lace it with Lyme Disease.

[via Katherine Day]

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From Around the Web

Tush Tumbler

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 15, 2016 at 10:00AM

butt

From his pucker to yours.

[via Imgur]

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Who's Eating Who?

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 19, 2016 at 4:00PM

bread

Even Russian food takes weird pictures.

[via Imgur]

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This Week's Viewer Video: Ready To Blow

Posted by: Rachel Callman | November 4, 2015 at 11:00AM

Congratulations to 5 Second Films, creator of last night's Tosh.0 Viewer Video of the Week!

Don't forget to submit your own videos for a chance to be the next Viewer Video on Tosh.0.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Kinky Kardinal

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 17, 2015 at 12:00PM

Cardinal Vincent Nichols Attends The Mass Of The Lord's Supper

Huh, that looks like a size 11 foot. I thought church officials only kissed things that were 10 and under.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Mike Heck.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[Carl Court/Staff/Getty Images]