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Mmm, Cheese Mouth

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 3, 2014 at 4:00PM

That's what happens when you date a box of Velveeta.

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cheese

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dating

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This Guac's Got A Nice Crunch

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 2, 2014 at 10:00AM

I see you got some of the ingredients from my college apartment.

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chips

cockroach

dip

ew

food

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guac

guacamole

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roach

She Goes Through So Much Polish

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 30, 2014 at 2:00PM

Pretty cool that in the fall she can rake leaves with her hands.

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car

ew

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long

nail

nails

paint

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And Now, A Brandy Belly

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 23, 2014 at 2:00PM

Don't get anywhere near him with a push pin.

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alcohol

belly

brandy

drink

drinking

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stomach

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Really? On The Door Hinge?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 18, 2014 at 10:00AM

They should either be in a refrigerator or a garbage can. Those are the options.

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condom

condoms

door

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NOPE

save

saving condoms

semen

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