Tosh.0 Blog

Throwback Thursday

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 7, 2014 at 6:00PM

Each week, we'll give you the gift of a Tosh.0 classic. 

Oh, you get your perfectly golden-brown rotisserie chicken from Whole Foods? Cool story, douchebag.

[via Tosh.0]

Betches Love Bubbly

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 6, 2014 at 2:00PM

Call him a cheap whore all you want, but that shit ain't Andre, it's Veuve.

[via Ghetto or Ghetto Fabulous?]

Tags: 

bottle

bra

bubbly

champagne

cross dress

ew

fail

man

sexy

veuve

wtf

Lemme Guess: Single And Gassy?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 28, 2014 at 5:00PM

The Bush's Baked Beans dog has his tail between his legs.

[via The Chive]

Tags: 

baked beans

bath

beans

ew

food

gross

guy

Don't Forget Your Lunch!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 25, 2014 at 4:00PM

I packed you a spleen and some baby carrots.

[via DrHeckle]

Tags: 

ew

fridge

gross

human organ

lunch

wtf

Eyelashes Are Tricky

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 17, 2014 at 12:00PM

She's been taking a lot of prenatal vitamins.

[via No Way Girl]

Tags: 

ew

eyelashes

fail

fake

fake eyelashes

gross

hair

long

wtf