Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
Only flaming torches and chainsaws are used in the sudden death round.
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Pro Tip: Pull off this move while helping a friend move and they’ll never ask you for help again.