Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- This guy kicks so much ass on the recorder. I think he just stole your girl.
- This is what famous people would look like if they were just thumbs. I bet Chris Christie looks exactly the same.
- Nic Cage was almost superman. But apparently god doesn't want us to be happy.
- There was an insane NASCAR crash last night. But everyone was so drunk they probably just thought it was another fireworks display.
- Here are the six naked athletes gracing the covers of ESPN's Body Issue. Just in time to make you feel bad about yourself for summer.
- Dave Grohl designed a Foo Fighters throne while he was high. What did you do? Finish off a bag of chips?
- Burn those bras! Because captivity is just un-American.
- Scientists may have found alien life on a comet. Or maybe it was sludge, whatever.
- Jason Williams' 13-year-old son would embarrass you on the court. I wish you could buy stock in future NBA players.