Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- True Detective with Law and Order opening. Crime mashup!
- 10 hilarious and wrong Jeopardy answers. Close? Not really.
- An escort created an infographic of her year. Should I have been a hooker?
- A cop dancing at Mardi Gras. Open container laws for all!
- Dude survived on pizza for 25 years, which to me sounds like a piece of cake.
- 35 greatest photobombs in sports history. I love balls.
- How It's Made: Trumpets. Knowledge is power.
- A Huvr board that makes no sense to me. Also it's fake.
- Kevin Spacey answering questions that women get asked. I could listen to him talk all day. Get into the book on tape business, Spacey.
- Notably, so you don't have to see any baby/political/selfie shit.
- And 18 hot girls on Instagram. I'm sure you pervs are already following them.
[video via Uproxx]