Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Watch this bird call a dog a "f**king c*nt." I need to have him over to put my cat in her place.
- Watch this bird tell his owner he's a "f**cking legend." Yes, it's the same bird, and he's right. He is a f**cking legend.
- Tom Brady's Deflategate suspension has been overturned. And ESPN is already cleverly referring to it as Deflategategate.
- 3D printing has finally told us the exact penis size that women consider perfect. The answer… bigger than yours.
- Dwight Howard brought a gun to the airport and didn't get arrested. I'd be way more shocked if he had a coachable attitude stuffed in his carry on.
- This woman tried to get out of a DUI by offering a bevy of blowjobs. You have the right to remain silent, but we prefer it if you moan a little.
- Big boobs make the world a better place.