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Morning Wood

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 26, 2015 at 12:00PM

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If it doesn’t start deflating within the next four hours, she should seek medical attention.

[via The Chive]

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It’s A Belt…

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 31, 2015 at 12:00PM

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OR the viagra from last night’s bachelor party has not worn off and he should seek medical attention.

[via Ultra Funny Pictures]

Pure Gold

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 19, 2015 at 8:00PM

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He’s having an Oscars viewing party if anyone is interested.

[via Lol He He He]

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Academy Awards

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She's Got That Good Wood

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 6, 2015 at 1:00PM

TreeWood

She'll be sneaking out of the tent for some alone time with nature later.

[via Barnorama]

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Soak It In

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 14, 2014 at 8:00PM

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She was totally cool with him standing there until his erection started blocking her sun.

[via Rad Ass]

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awkward

beach

erection

nude beach

sun

tanning

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