Crushin' candy and droppin' deuces.
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
Indoor plumbing is highly overrated; 6,000+ channels is where it's at.
"Uh, is it too late for us to transfer to the poop cruise?"
[via I Am Bored]