Crushin' candy and droppin' deuces.
I honestly can't tell if this is lunch or sex.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
When your family gets really annoying this weekend, just give thanks this is not your mom.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
Indoor plumbing is highly overrated; 6,000+ channels is where it's at.
"Uh, is it too late for us to transfer to the poop cruise?"
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