• Caption Challenge

    High Dive
    High Dive

    Wouldn't drinking some laced Kool-Aid be easier?

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Think of all the money I'd save if my dates only ate baby food.

  • #TBT

    At least these two gave Cubs fans something exciting to watch for once.

Tosh.0 Blog

Don't Be Crabby

Posted by: Rachel Callman | July 18, 2016 at 10:00AM

cancer

Only you can decide if you're going to embrace and enjoy your cancer!

[via UberHumor]

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From Around the Web

Me Too, Bro

Posted by: Rachel Callman | July 8, 2016 at 2:00PM

pouch

But if you got paid more then you wouldn't be able to fit it in this super cute coin purse you made.

[via UberHumor]

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Good For You?

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 1, 2016 at 5:00PM

WirSuchen

German is such an elegant language.

[via Radass]

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Smell Ya Later

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 1, 2016 at 2:00PM

glue

Wrong – glue's whole job is to keep things together.

[via UberHumor]

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‘Get It Right The First Time’

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 6, 2015 at 10:00PM

You’ll see at 1:17, that karma got it right.

[via Youtube]