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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 20, 2014 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

[video via Barstool]

Penises Are A Girl's Best Friend

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 9, 2013 at 3:00PM

Face it: you need to spend 3 months' salary just for a halfway decent cockring.

[via Imgur]

Engagement Ring For Sale

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 18, 2010 at 10:00AM

Other items from this seller:

The Notebook…boring…like the slut who made me watch it.

Cat…bitchy…like the ho that named it "Mocha".

Litter Box…full of shit…like the tramp who wanted that stupid cat in the first place.

Laundry Basket of women's clothes…expensive, wrinkled, dirty…like the skank who's definitely not getting her shit back.

[via Reddit]

Marry Me, You Obsessive Weirdo

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 27, 2010 at 5:00PM

Infinite Jewelry Co. is selling diamond engagement rings designed by Twilight author Stephanie Meyer to look like the ring Edward gives Bella in Eclipse. The ring is $1,979 and ugly as f***.

First of all, are people who want this ring really being proposed to? Is asking for a Twilight engagement ring not a deal breaker in a relationship?

Sure, there are guys that still propose to girlfriends they know are unfaithful. And there are guys that commit themselves to Swim Fan-esque girls who read their e-mails and show up at their apartments at 3am wondering if they have a crush on their secretaries.

But I refuse to believe there is any man in this world who would go through with his proposal to a girl that asks for this ring.

Secondly, $2,000? Two thousand dollars?!? Dump the girl and buy 4 iPads instead. Or a used Kia Spectra. Or an entire Wal-Mart store.

Buy anything else. And then get out.