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Should Have Phoned A Friend

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 18, 2014 at 8:00PM

burgerring

Nothing says I want to get fat, comfortable and spend the rest of my life with you like a burger ring does.

[via Distinguished Baloney]

In Sickness And In Health

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 16, 2014 at 9:00PM

*Wipes off chin* “Now how bout that kiss?”

[via Bits and Pieces]

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He Lost All Of The Bets

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 15, 2014 at 9:00PM

A torturous death was his only other option, right?

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Please Don't Go, Girl

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 1, 2014 at 9:00PM

Don't beg in public. Ask her to come back to you with 240 text messages and 25 voicemails in the middle of the night, like any self-respecting adult.

[via Break]

Casual Mom Wear

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 14, 2014 at 2:00PM

There is a severe lack of Wal-Mart going on in this photo.

[via Meme Whore]