Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- This is what work email would look like in person. Let's all quit.
- Floridians are accidentally killing turtles. Because for some reason they don't think turtles breathe.
- Jill Duggar of 19 Kids and Counting had a baby. Officially making this family single-handedly responsible for overpopulation.
- 10 shitty airports. Maybe just stay home and watch videos of the ocean.
- Underage kids tried to take 1800 cans of beer to the beach. Go big or go home.
- Sexy Lohan is back. A little Photoshop does wonders for covering up years of drug abuse.
- Tons of boobs. They want to be seen. Give them what they want.
- Kentucky Senator Rand Paul announced he's running for president. Here's a crash course on him so you don't sound stupid.
- Your old toys might be worth money. Check the list and see if being a nerd will finally pay off.