Pro Tip: If you plan on trying this in sweat pants, make sure they don’t have elastic in the ankle area.
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Do they still talk make small talk about the weather in elevator porn?
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It's okay, Daniel blames all his farts on me.
This is like seeing Adrian Peterson at the arboretum.
Get it? Trees? Switches? Ahhh, you get it.
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