Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
I was going to skip the hooker tonight, but this kind of convenience is hard to ignore.
[via Daily Garlic]
In an effort to teach kids about adulthood, Cookie Monster is now an unhappy lawyer who drinks himself to sleep at night.
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