• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    She smells like a winner.

  • #TBT

    Every day is Whiskey Wednesday if you lose enough brain cells.

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Wet Christmas

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 3, 2015 at 11:00AM

One day they're making snow angels, then you blink and they're building fully functional, load-shooting snow dicks. They grow up so fast…

[via Live Leak]

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From Around the Web

Don't 'Mind' If I 'Do'

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 23, 2013 at 3:00PM

The first draft of this sign was "Please Ejaculate In Our Video Store."

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This Week's Viewer Video: Vee Jones

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | February 29, 2012 at 11:00AM

Congratulations to Wavez Club, creators of last night's Tosh.0 Viewer Video of the Week!

If you missed it or can't get enough of "Vee Jones," check out the video above.

And don't forget to submit your own videos for a chance to be the next Viewer Video on Tosh.0.

Does This Look Like a Penis?

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 10, 2010 at 12:00PM

I'm going to go so far as to say that if you don't think this looks like a walking penis that has just ejaculated on its own head, there is something wrong with you.

I actually played this course once.  My caddy told me to "keep your tee shot to the right, away from the giant lake of semen."

[via The Daily What]

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