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Rape Prevention Is A Lot Like Preparing A Salad

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 3, 2012 at 10:00AM

Would you like some freshly ground pepper on your gnawed-off dick?

[via Everything Is Terrible]

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The Best Worst Thing Ever

Posted by: Carly Hallam | November 5, 2010 at 10:00AM

It's Flashback Friday! A thing I just made up so I would have an excuse to post this! Woohoo!

This educational(?) clip will take you back to those times when you were forced to sit in class and watch awful videos on worms and science and other irrelevant stuff.

I was hooked after the kid with the rat tail showed up. But then there were worm anuses, boom mics, and even an overtly sexual water balloon shot.

Could you ask for more?!?

Yes. But that would just be greedy.

[via EIT]


Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 24, 2010 at 1:32AM

Daniel is fighting obesity by inventing his own simple exercise program. And yes, he really makes the whole office do them.

The Seduction of Hacking

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 29, 2010 at 3:00PM

I love '90s educational videos because the acting is always over-the-top. Like in this video where I'm pretty sure the hacker thinks he's actually making a porno.

"Oh, I get it. I'm pretending to be a hacker to get into women's houses."

"No, Andy. This is really an educational film about hacking."


If you simply replace what he's saying with what he's thinking, his tone makes much more sense.

You might as well give me the keys to the front door, I'm going to get into your system (pants).

I'm going to get my hands on your data (boobs).

I'll probably have more access to more areas of your computer network (body) than most employees (your husband).

And trust me, I'm going to take advantage of it (you).

"That's great, Andy. Maybe be a little less creepy this take because the point is that you seem trustworthy."

"Totally. Got it. Should we do this one with my pants off?"

[via EIT]