Fuckin' A, Aunt Ethel. Fuckin' A.
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We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
Excuse you, do you know how educated she is?
She is not a crazy person. She's a very well-educated person!
According to the person who posted this video: There was an announcement a minute later asking all passengers to please not use profanity on the train, "especially those people who went to Harvard or Yale or are from Westport."
Ha! Brilliant. I would like to amend that announcement by saying that if it takes you longer than 5 seconds to pronounce the word friend then you should just not talk at all.