Fuckin' A, Aunt Ethel. Fuckin' A.
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It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
Excuse you, do you know how educated she is?
She is not a crazy person. She's a very well-educated person!
According to the person who posted this video: There was an announcement a minute later asking all passengers to please not use profanity on the train, "especially those people who went to Harvard or Yale or are from Westport."
Ha! Brilliant. I would like to amend that announcement by saying that if it takes you longer than 5 seconds to pronounce the word friend then you should just not talk at all.