True love only lasts forever if you don't know Photoshop.
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
I hope she sits next to me on my flight home this Christmas. I ALWAYS forget my neck pillow.
Jennifer Aniston counts the cars in this to fall asleep.
Times are hard for Tom Cruise what with the gay rumors and the scientology thing and the fact that his last film co-starred Cameron Diaz and is only watched by unwilling airplane passengers. But he's a strong man. He's Tom Cruise! Nothing slows his stride.
Except for his cousin Geff.
Warning: this scene is emotionally graphic and may cause blobs of water to come out yer eyes.
[via The High Def]